IM with my Boss Friday morning:
yk: Dude, your jeans have contrast-colored, detail stitching on your crotch, in vaguely obscene shapes! Where did you get those jeans?! I'm not offended, or touchy, or sexual harassment or anything - but I wondered if you knew you were wearing club-wear to work
boss: did you see the black light under my desk???
boss: did = didn't
yk: Riiiight. So GLOWING, vaguely obscene contrast-colored detail stitching. WAaay better. Just keep you knees together / legs crossed in any meetings with women today.
boss: thanks for making me extremely self conscious
yk: All in a days work.
yk: Jeans USED to be so uncomplicated....
boss: and they used to cost $19.95
yk: I just wanted you to know that if you caught me snickering, it wasn't anything personal.
boss: ok, no worries, snickering away
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